I’ve called this emergency meeting to discuss something that’s been on my brilliant mind: I feel like I’m the only one in the Parish Development Committee who is really making an effort to establish a Narcissist Support Group. We’re all on the committee, we all voted to move forward with the project, and we’re all responsible for getting this program up and running. Just because I’m the best-dressed person in the group doesn’t mean I’m going to champion this cause alone.
I understand that my expertise in all fields, especially conversation, empathy, posture, hair, and non-profit management would lead one to believe that I’d be doing the lion’s share of the work around here. Guys, I may have the pecs of a lion, but I’ve recently learned that building a nonprofit from the ground up isn’t something one can do alone. I learned this in less than an hour, which, I’ve been told, is fast.