Top Ten Comments Most Likely to be Heard at the Rambler Randonee.
(From the home office in Horneytown).
10. No more complaining, John.
9. Come on, Big Guy!
8. Are you guys still riding those plastic bikes?
7. We’ll take it easy…zone 1…no really.
6. Jeff, are you going to let him take that sprint?
5. Why are you marking me? The one who’s attacking is passing you on the OTHER side.
4. You keep looking in that mirror, and I am going jump and take the sprint!
3. No really, a USCF license is ONLY $60.
2. We’re not going to Hanging Rock; we’re just headed north for a bit….
And the number one most likely comment to be heard at the Rambler Randonee?
1. So what ride’s up first next year?