Backward Mutters

"The spell must be unwound, bit by bit with backward mutters of dissevering power." C.S. Lewis

The Slow Twitch Project

The Good Doctor’s Bike Build Project…
It all began after I got my spandex spanked while riding a Time Trial in Asheville this summer. I was going to participate in the Omnium there and had strapped some aero bars on my Trek 1200 in order to attempt the 20 kilometer Time Trial. I had ridden the bike twice to get some practice in and thought I might do alright. I averaged 23.5 mph on the course and felt pretty good about my effort. Who knew I could travel that fast and get passed by no less than 4 riders that went off at intervals of 30 seconds behind me??? I did reasonably well in the Road Race the following day and got pulled from the course in the Criterium on Sunday. I left lots of room for improvement and have been mulling it over since.

That desire for improvement in Asheville next season, combined with a desire to learn more about the workings of the machine, has brought me to a rather scary idea for a Winter project: Build a Time Trial machine. The scary part is a novice mechanic doing his first build, hence the name “Slow Twitch Project” that implies videos with me crying, bewildered, and with multiple parts/tools scattered around as screeching violins play…….

The project began by making several purchases off eBay. The first was a 2004 Motobecane Nemesis frame/fork and a few other odd parts. I have purchased pedals, base bar, and derailleurs. I already had wheels, bottom bracket, stem, and a crankset. Perhaps the most daunting purchase was the headset. There seem to be a bewildering amount of types/sizes. After quite a bit of research I came to the conclusion that I needed a Campy compatible integrated headset and settled on the FSA Orbit CE. I also purchased a Park PCS-1 repair stand that is en route.

I was going to wait for the repair stand to arrive, but I had to stay home with the children this afternoon and was itching to get started. Armed with Zinn and the Art of Road Bike Maintenance, a bevy of tools, the frame, fork, and headset, I started my project.
Hmmm, the headset doesn’t slide all the way down on the fork? Any of you Ramblers got a Crown Race Setter lying about???? Ah, the first snag of many. Cue the violins…………

It is indeed the mother of invention. Let’s see, a Crown Race Setter for $65 that I might use once? I don’t think so. Cheap, uh, guy that I am, I chose to go to the hardware store and purchase a piece of 1.5 inch PVC pipe and a 1.5″ to 1.25″ PVC adaptor. Voila! A $4.20 Crown Race Setter. Here’s the picture of the Frame/Fork/Headset/Stem AND the Crash version of a Crown Race Setter.

Good Doctor